Streaker

Leader of the Potato dinks, savior of the sports, attacker of anime.

Streaker Is the old and wise leader of the Potato dinks, when he isn't leading the potato dinks by threatening to ban then banning enju, or putting on a tough guy front he can usually be found talking about sports and stuff. He loves the Broncos because he used to ride horses in the countryside as a child until his home state of California was hit by a terrible drought and famine. That winter was the hardest and coldest of Streaker's life up to that point. it reached an unbelievably low temperature of 40 degrees in the night. In order to stop the family from freezing Streaker's father had to sacrifice Streaker's beloved horse El chupo. His father sliced open El chupo's stomach right in front of Streaker and his family and convinced the family to crawl inside the horse for warmth. As the morning came they used El chupo for food. After that day Streaker promised himself he would never be that weak again and lose a precious animal friend. Streaker moved to Ohio (the coldest wasteland in the world) to learn to handle the cold better. He is now in a romantic relationship with Shire a native of the Ohio area. He hates Enju... He is also the richest member of the potato dinks coming in with a networth of 639 gold pieces.